You know, who invented final exams?
Here it is, the philosopher Giovanni Gentile.
It was 1923, and since then generations of students
Have been traumatized for ever from the evil event.
The maturing, reports on the figure of Gabriele D'Annunzio ...
.. Which, alas, failed a few months ago.
D ì ... The poet has always had behave like a true avant-garde.
In fact, it has also taken two ribs ...
.. Experimenting with new forms pleasure ... self-sufficient.
Virgil in the "Georgics" wrote: "It Licet componere magnis parva."
Molinari, translates it.
D ì. Then: "Parva Licet you ..."
If "parono" ... anchovies if they seem ...
"Dial magnis ..."
If they seem anchovies you eat it with bread!
Molinari, she studied Dante's inferno?
(In English) S ì.
I want to hear the song Paolo and Francesca.
Including the chorus?
Even the exams come dressed cos ì?
Keep calm, bourgeois! (In English) Peace and love.
Molinari, wake up! Do you remember me, Professor Martinelli, maturity?
Answer the question of science.
The name of this phenomenon Plate tectonics is ...
.. That looks like a dirty word and instead is a scientific term.
Here I am. Last day of school, two weeks to maturity.
A chance in a billion to be promoted.
The formula of the tests has changed. Even the teachers have changed.
She is Professor of Mathematics and today it says something fundamental.
The counter-attack! Only so can we ì beat the infamous Fifth B.
If we do not win, I will bloom all exams.
Rock in midfield, on Richard range, Luke Central lone striker.
Please mark! All other on defense.
Santilli, alloy glasses! Last year paravi in ??the locker room.
- Are you ready? (With) S ì!
STARTING WHISTLE
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Bravo!
FlSCHlO Penalty!
Tie, then win!
- The I'm a "spoon". - No, please!
FlSCHlO FlNALE
SuperMario part of its three quarters field, exchanges with Mushroom ...
.. Similar to the area opposing discards two opponents, pull ... Goal!
It 'a great goal!
Opponents humiliated in front of the excessive power of Super Mario!
- Mom! - What are you doing?
- My son is only eight years old! - For it is very foul.
- The two turtles have expelled ... - Come on.
Paul!
The station serves to prove games to customers, not drive them.
- He started it! - Stop it!
Hello, Mom. Dad.
- Ben up! - Thanks.
- The End? - Male. Massi has missed a penalty.
- Did the spoon? - S ì.
You have already lost two finals cos ì!
Now studying for exams, then maybe Italy wins the World Cup.
The Italia! If Lippi won the World Cup, I do hair tricolor!
You'll see.
I'm going.
- Luke! - S ì?
- You do not study ever. - Come on, Mom ... I know. Hello.
- Hello. - All his father!
- Fuck you! - Did I hurt you?
- S ì! - It was just a pillow.
I've taken with the zip.
You exit the blood.
Exits always quiet.
Sorry.
Blue.
Luke.
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ITEMS NOT AUDIBLE
(Blue) We have arrived.
Come.
- You have the keys? - It is not my house. - How?
- There's never anybody. - We stop.
- For a bathroom? - I do not have the costume.
- Me neither. - Wait!
- Move! - Arrival.
ì cos I'm hurting ...
I knew it.
- Sure we're alone? - Come, it's amazing!
Okay, but only five minutes.
HORN Shit!
- What are you doing in my house? - This is not the number 31?
Then you are the usual!
- There is a misconception ... - Miss, adorn himself!
Come, it's hot!
- Does the spirit! - You do it on purpose? Quit!
- 112? - S ì, police.
Come now, there are intruders. There is a girl naked in my pool.
Lucky you!
You should be to serve the taxpayers, right?
If promises that the girl is naked in the pool, I come personally.
Stop!
With the boys at his jokes fled. Phone useless!
Addicts.
You have to do more maturity? Then you're small.
Small ... I have 19 years. And you?
Port from, baby!
- Three years of difference are a few ... - For?
- To be ... - What?
Friends, acquaintances.
MUSIC FROM A MDIO
- Robby Doyle, the Jazz Band, you know them? - S ì!
- I love the Robby ... - Really?
- I love jazz. - Saturday playing the auditorium.
- I know. - I would go there, but it is sold out.
- I have two tickets. - Really?
D ì. If you want, we can go together.
I know you recently, but already I love you!
- Let the "wind"? - What?
Blue! We did not pay.
Exactly!
And 'crazy ...
Blue! Wait!
Love! I'm going, hello.
- Back to the whole time. - How?
You are lucky to have a husband with the muscles of Superman!
Do a lesson in football the world and back.
- Where are you going? - Football.
- Do not hurt yourself. - You too!
- The keys to the house by the sea? - In the drawer. - No.
- Take my. - Thanks.
- Sleep on the ì? - S ì, we study together.
- S ì, sun, sea ... - No, we are studying.
- I'm a grandfather? - S ì. - Well.
Richard, how do I get tickets Robby Doyle for Jazz Band?
- What? - Any digit.
- Okay ... (Luke) The door is open!
- Thieves. - Come on, Simon is afraid. - No.
- What ì steal everything. - If you are armed?
Wimp. Come on.
Take this.
- A hoof! - Want a gun?
- Plan. - Ready?
You are behind.
Scream
- Dad! - Luke!
- Professor! - What happens?
Everybody here! You are on a school trip?
Professor and I were ...
- We were going on. - S ì. - It 'later.
Yeah!
- Goodbye, Mr. Molinari. - Goodbye, professor.
Go up, there is traffic on the street.
I sell the house and I showed ...
Luke, do you think?
- How's school? - Well, we are "giving in".
She, too, I think.
Do you want spaghetti? Feeling hungry?
- Dad, get out! - S ì.
Well ... sorry. Family reunion.
We need to talk, do at home.
It's hot in the house, I put an air conditioner.
Apart from that you are married, but just my teacher had to fuck?
Fuck! We exchange endearments, we speak also.
- She is intelligent ... - How long is the story?
It's not really a story ...
It 'a great friendship.
- Friendships ... - From what?
From the first four months of talks. Mom could not go ...
I went ...
It's not my fault. If mom went to that interview ...
Sure.
Talk with you guys? Maybe they misunderstood the situation.
Dad, it was impossible to misunderstand.
It should be 'at home! Mom left you dinner.
I'm going.
Here, "the omelet is done."
- Love. - S ì?
- Are you hungry? - No.
- How was the game? - Male. Win 2 to 0.
Then there was an invasion of the field.
Champion, come to bed, it's late. I'll be waiting there.
And 'bad discover that you have wasted 20 years of marriage.
- The mother does not know. - For now.
I imagine the scene, slasher films.
His mother cut his balls with her husband, rips the heart to Professor and eats it.
But the professor survives and examination Luke and takes revenge on the ball.
End Titles!
Luke, you've had a great idea to come to the beach tonight!
You're great to play with cars!
- Hello, Richard. What are you doing here? - Tickets.
Great! Thank you.
- What do you want in return? - $ 200.
Are you crazy? 200 euros for the Jazz Band ...
- They wanted at all costs. - S ì, but ...
You can give it to me tomorrow. I have to go, hello.
What a scalper!
Good morning.
Luke, come a moment. I need to talk.
You think I'm an asshole ...
The truth? D ì.
I thought so too about the middle-aged men ...
.. They were with young girls, but yesterday I felt like them.
- Even worse. - But do not ruin our relationship.
What is the relationship?
You are not fair. I never did lacking affection, toys ...
- Sure! - You're too aggressive with your father.
- It happens to everyone a moment cos ì. - Six months!
Six months to 46 years are few;
- S ì, but when you leave? - Who?
Oh, s ì! Before reflecting and I decided that I leave tonight.
It 'time to finish this story. If not tonight, tomorrow ...
- No, it's tonight. - ì S, is the evening right.
- I need 200 euros. - No, sorry. You know how ...
I yield to all except for blackmail.
Here, they are all important.
- I miss 50. - Exactly.
We were stuck here ... My son does not miss anything!
Thank you.
Elizabeth, this matter got me thinking.
- We are doing the right thing? - S ì.
D ì!
We are doing the right thing, Then do not talk ...
- Luke told you something? - No! Luke, poor ...
What a fool! I wanted to die!
Me too. Fortunately, Luke has reacted well, it's a smart guy.
Fortunately. We're good together.
Great!
Then now is going to happen something that you do not expect.
- You move to another city? - No.
I have a delay of 15 days.
If I were pregnant, would be a sign.
Love, you may leave your wife.
You said that you do not love any more, you're like brother and sister.
D ì, I told myself.
- True? - Would you be happy?
Are you kidding! Sure!
- Paul! - S ì, love?
- Did you enchanted? - No.
No, I was deep in thought. I have a problem with the cycle of delay ...
.. Deliveries of bicycles.
- All right, s ì? - S ì, all right.
- Dad! - Hello, Luke.
- How did it go? - What?
- With the teacher. - Speak softly.
I would say fine.
It 'was difficult, she is upset. To the end ...
- So you left? - S ì.
- I left it. - You sure?
- S ì. Have I ever lied? - Always.
- When I tell you? - No.
From today they are officially single.
- Single? - S ì.
- Are you married with mom. - S ì, but apart from Mom ...
- I am single. - Bravo.
- Thanks. - Hello, Dad.
Hello, Luke.
Hello! You are disturbingly accurate.
D ì, it is my fault. For I also have a value.
- What? - Tickets.
- I get dressed right away, wait! - Even so ì're okay.
JAZZ MUSIC
ACUTE THE SAXOPHONE
- Did you like? - Very.
With the "Jazz Fusion", I light candles, close my eyes ...
And Russians!
- I snore? - A little '.
I closed my eyes just a moment.
Have a drink or you go home?
- I have no parents or boyfriends. - Then let's go? - S ì.
Hello, Blue! We go to a party at Rimini.
- I do not know, I'm with him ... - We sleep on the beach and back.
- Shall we? - At Rimini?
- S ì. - Now? - S ì.
- Come on! - I was thinking something more quiet.
- Tomorrow I have to study. - Too bad.
For if you want to go, No problem.
You do not mind?
No.
- I adore you. - Girls, Hang on!
Good evening!
Cries and shouts of joy
What a wanker!
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Massi, 50 euros if that gives you her phone.
That? 100.
Make money.
I bet with my friends give me your number.
Please, any number!
- Any? - Even your grandmother!
Okay.
- How do you do? - Experience, charm ...
But stop! We check.
Call it, let's see if the number is his.
- Do not you trust? - Yeah.
Without trust there is no friendship. After so many years!
Rings.
Sometimes it is wrong to write, the sound of seagulls ...
- Reply. - Hello?
- I Massi, that of two minutes ago.
- So I called the number ì registers. - We hoped.
D ì? We hoped.
- But look! - Maybe one day I'll see, shall we?
- Love you like bread and dried beef? - S ì, I go!
- What enthusiasm! - I go.
See you soon. A kiss.
Hello. Guys, I wanted to tell you something ...
Tie! No!
Riviera is at the end got in the car and he left the ì.
- Make sure you choose the wrong girls. - Alice, stop.
- I do not care. - You see, you're calm.
D ì, today we have spoken 400 times!
Funny! I do not give a damn this girl.
RING OF CELL È her. What do I do?
- Reply. - S ì?
D ì.
- Blue! - Hello. How are you?
- Well. - I left the keys in your car.
You called this ... Okay, I'll bring you.
- I'm at work, you come? - S ì, where is it?
- What is Blue? - That.
VERSE OF THE DOLPHIN
APPLAUSE
- How do you think? - Brava. - Bella.
Do not you ever give!
- Someone has lost the keys! - Luke! Thank you.
- I'm sorry I made you come here. - No, we were nearby.
- It 'too pussy for Luke. - He will suffer.
- I feel? - No, let him fail, fortifying it.
Those who are they?
My friends were in the car with me .. .
- Hello! - Congratulations! Even with the coworkers!
- So you're a "sea dancer." - No, I'm un'addestratrice.
Study to become a marine biologist.
(Luke) I would have listened for hours, even if I had to study.
There were two enemies against my promotion.
Italy advanced to the World Cup ...
Goal!
And that crazy Azzurra that every day he invented something.
Hello!
- Hello. - Hello, Blue.
- What should I do with the radio? - Tune in on RDS.
(Radio) "Ben found on RDS! So, guys ... "
- Hello? - For what?
(Radio) "People of Rome ..."
"Three, two, one, go!"
MUSIC rhythm of MDIO
Come on, Luke!
- Come on! - Are you crazy?
Rhythmic music
Okay.
Rhythmic music
POLICE SIRENS
(Luke) Run! Come on!
Good morning. They are Paul Molinari.
I have been summoned, I do not know why.
- Inspector, that the room ì. - S ì.
BUSS (Inspector) Next!
Molinari are ... Luke!
- Hello, Dad. - I am the father of the boy.
- What happens? - Please.
Now I'll explain.
His son and his girlfriend are accused event of unauthorized ...
.. Indecency and threats a public official.
- Oh well ... - Excuse me if I intrude ...
- There is nothing wrong ... - Really?
Strip naked in the center of Rome okay!
It was just a "Flash Mob"!
- What? - "Flash Mob".
We have agreed with the Internet ...
.. And do something stupid, to laugh.
- A "Gypsy"! - Sure!
Do you approve that his son make these ...
- "Flash blob". - "Mob"!
- It 'the same. - Excuse To ...
As boys we all did something silly.
A cane from time to time ...
- A burglary at the supermarket ... - This is by those who have taken!
- Thanks for the help. - I wanted to play down.
- No less dramatic. - Come on, forgive them.
Okay. To warn you ...
.. The next time you make gestures similar, there will be a complaint.
Look at me and say: "I do not do more."
I do not do more.
- You? - I?
Do not let him ...
I do not do more.
With immature people need more control.
- Yeah. - I said to her son.
Go. Sign in front of the office and do not get to see again.
I knew it was good. Thank you, next time!
- This? Carry it to him? - Keep it and use it!
- Thanks. Very nice, inspector. - Goodbye.
Luke, you and I need to talk.
This blond girl is pretty, You already "torpedoed"?
- Dad, what the fuck! - ì was so to speak!
"Ei was, as property, given the mortal sigh ... "
- ".. The dough remained oblivious ..." - Browse? It was the noodles!
- The "rake". - Bare? And 'something dirty?
RING OF CELL
- Who is it? - No, I did a refill.
- Pause ice cream? - Love, we have the maturity.
We are studying a 42 and a half minutes, I have meningitis!
Okay, I'll give the last chance.
What do you call the collection of poems Montale?
Montale ... I know, wait.
The fish got to do ...
- Fried paranza! - "Ossi di sepia".
It 'the same, is always fish.
- Even today, I did study. - It 'because of your psychiatrist!
- You think I'm crazy? - A little '.
For you are also annoyingly beautiful.
RING OF CELL
- Your phone. - S ì, sorry.
And 'my mother, I never called ...
- Mom, what's up? - A field that plays Daddy?
- The Rowing Lazio. - I have to bring his boots.
He said he had stopped to "play".
- Your father will never stop. - S ì, but I'll take them to him.
No, I am going, so we spend ì an evening together. Hello!
Mom!
I have a problem, I gotta go. Be right back.
- I'll explain later, sorry. - Okay.
Are you hurt?
No, all right. Quiet.
You're the swimming pool!
- Excuse me. - Are you crazy?
- It 'an emergency, I go running. - Pass through a red light, it is crazy!
Hello, 112?
Oh God!
- Love, come down. - Arrival.
- Dad! - Luke.
I was calling a friend who plays soccer with me, Francis Love ...
I know that here lives the Paliani! Mom the shoes is leading you to the field.
- How do I? - Go!
D ì, I go.
But tonight my friends do not play.
Then I left the stuff of football in the car!
- Make something up! - Suggestions?
Okay, go.
- Luke. - Professor.
Dad had to go, had a problem with Mom.
- I'm going too. - No, wait.
- You and I need to talk. - S ì.
- Now? - S ì, you have a minute?
- S ì, but only a moment. - S ì.
Guys, here I am!
Sorry for the delay, I had an unexpected.
- Who are you? - Please, please ignore it.
I lied to my wife, help me.
- What's your name? - Paul. - Pay the field? - S ì.
Paul beat the punishment!
Love the shoes!
You're right!
- How careless! - Come, I'll help.
- It 'your wife? - S ì.
Your husband loves you, we always talk about you.
- It 'more beautiful than you said. - Enough is enough, let's play.
- Are you going home? - No, I'll wait.
Wait for me? Fantastic!
- Hello. - Come on, guys!
Paul, but where the hell are you going?
- Sorry. - Come on, come on.
- You think it ruined families. - No. ..
Of course, I think.
I do not need a man I'm very well alone.
I do not think.
Your father is a special person.
- My father? - S ì. I understood immediately.
He laughs and jokes, but we understand who suffered in the past.
Losing his parents early cos ì in a plane crash ...
The years of volunteer in Africa have made him sensitive.
It 'the first man who respects me and loves me for who we are.
What are you thinking?
To Africa, to volunteer ...
He kept talking until one o'clock, Blue and farewell!
The Professor is unlucky in love, out with the deputy.
- "Shrek"? Do not believe it! - I swear.
- Guys, I stop. - Come on, Massi!
We do another round. Pippa!
Hello!
- You are ... - Julia.
Sorry, I have not recognized without ...
With the T-shirt.
It 'amazing this morning's horoscope said that I met ...
- Who? - The man of my life.
- Really! - One of the scorpion.
I would have conquered with sympathy. What's your sign?
- Scorpio Scorpio ascendant. - Come on!
- I swear to Monica Bellucci! - Dumb!
- I gotta go. - Listen ...
If one day you call, do you mind?
I mind if you do not.
Then I'll call you right away.
- Hello. - Hello.
You have a good flavor.
These sandwiches with tuna are deadly!
- Have you finished the flag? - No, stop!
- Bake the pizzas. - Quick, half an hour is the anthem.
- Of course, you also need to drink? - If we win a bathroom at the Trevi Fountain.
SOUND THE TRUMPET Come on!
RING OF CELL Blue! Sorry.
Hello, Blue.
I am the assistant to Blue tonight bring out a bored girl?
- You mean now? - Sure.
Not watching the game with friends and the flag?
I? No. There is the game tonight? Even know it.
- Then come on, Rome will be empty. - Okay, let's have dinner together.
I'll take you in a special restaurant. See you in half an hour?
- Okay. - I come in half an hour. Hello.
And 'that ...
However you make yourself ...
.. At home, anything ...
I'm going back soon. Forza Azzurri!
- Luke! - Louis! How are you?
- Meet Blue. - No book ever!
For there is always a table for you, especially tonight with the game.
- Here is the menu, please. - Thanks.
I bring an appetizer special.
(Woman) Luigi! - I'm coming.
Meanwhile you study!
- Nice guy! - You have 12 place settings and does everything himself.
Invent recipes, kitchen, serves at the tables.
- Sometimes he sits with the customers. - Come on!
D ì, especially if they are women.
- Bachelor? - No, he lost his wife as a young man.
Since then no longer wants ties.
GLADNESS All right?
D ì. For we wanted to stay calm and these boors ...
Goal!
GLADNESS
Zambrotta!
Go!
Sorry, love. What do you say?
It 'a false alarm, I'm not pregnant.
I'm stressed at this time, happens ...
Love, I'm sorry.
At first I'd take it badly, for ...
- I was almost used to it, I was happy. - Really?
- Can we try again. - Sure, why not!
Go to the bathroom, the goal has caused me a bit 'of ...
D ì! D ì! D ì!
- We doubled? - No personal affairs.
- Go on, if we mark the feel. - Thanks.
Professor!
- Ms. Molinari! - How are you? - Well, do you? - Well.
- Dinner on your own? - S ì.
- Who is here? - There was a friend, but it went away.
NOT AUDIBLE DIALOGUE
Good grief!
You can not live so ì.
Luke is right.
RING OF CELL D ì?
- I would go. - Me too.
- I no longer hungry. - Me neither.
See you at the parking lot.
So is a vice!
- How did it go? (Blue) Well!
The coffee is excellent after the bites!
Luke, have you decided? By maturity or continues to "cazzeggiare"?
Since you know, study less.
I am happy that he came to dinner with you.
- I was afraid that he had become queer. - Come on, Louis!
- You know each other long? - From before she was born.
- How? - His mother is my daughter.
Louis is my grandfather.
Do not say that word, I ruin your reputation.
- Why did not you say? - I do not think of him as ...
.. L ì that word, but more as a friend.
No, it's the only restaurant which does not pay.
You have not ... the coolest friend in the world!
I like it! Marry her!
Please everyone.
- Daddy said the same thing. - Do not mention that asshole.
- Do you know him? - I saw it once.
It 'a jerk, do not understand how my daughter ...
.. The married.
GLADNESS
Sorry, I'm going to check if it's expired parking.
Be right back.
Toni has the headlock as Pruzzo in the 80s! Remember?
- No. - Young people with no values!
If there was Pruzzo, Ukraine did 7 goals!
- Really! - How are we doing?
- At zero! A massacre! - Parking is right?
D ì, after nine o'clock in the evening you do not pay any more.
- I was fine. - Me too.
There is only the most beautiful thing.
Oh, s ì? What?
It 'amazing, I would come every night.
It 'may not, if we find it is over.
- Really? - S ì.
- Hello! - It 'jealous? - No.
Hello.
- Then? - What?
- Have you fucked? - No.
- Why? - It 'obvious, I did not want to try right away.
- He has done well. - You're crazy!
Then I do not know ... has been the water, dolphins ...
It has not raised the "Bayonet"!
No. However, it will be tonight or tomorrow she is in love.
CELL PHONE RING DL Here it is! Could not resist.
Want to hear the voice of love? Shut up.
- Blue, hello. - Hello.
Listen, you are fantastic ...
Tonight I made a mistake .. but I'm sorry.
I do not want to have a history with you.
I have to work, I'll call you.
Okay.
- Ten years of analysis will suffice? - No!
- Why are you here? - I have to tell you something important.
So, Elizabeth ...
Our history ... that's great.
- For there is a problem. - What?
And 'better for a while' no see.
- Why? - Why!
There is always a reason when one takes a decision.
- Because my wife ... - S ì?
It 'very sick.
- He has a very bad bad. - What did you?
There you can imagine.
- Why did not you say last night? - It 'came her and I forgot.
It 'strange, he was fine with her friends.
- Chatted. - She is strong.
My wife has "two balls" so ì! Sometimes I would like them.
It has five months of life to the fullest.
Even if it's over between us, I can not leave her alone right now.
- My family suffers ... - In fact you can not.
I can not leave, even if to stay next to her I give you up.
You're a beautiful person.
I passed three "firewalls" and are entered on the site!
- There are 300 topics ready. - Are you sure?
You have never "penetrated" nothing!
Witty!
- Give me the i-Pod, drain them. - Keep.
Luke, how are Blue? I know he left you by phone.
- How do you know? - It was Richard's Blog.
- Write about my business on the Internet? - Just kidding.
- Just kidding! - You can earn.
For the story of your father the Professor There have been contacts 13.OOO!
- I'll kill you! - We study, the examination is in two days.
Anxiety grows! You will succeed?
Who knows!
Simona, I was thinking one thing.
Have you ever thought that I had Only you and you just me?
- In your place I'd thank Heaven. - Lately I feel different.
I need new experiences, new emotions.
- Did you become gay? - No!
- Do you have another? - Are you crazy! No!
- Who is it? - Are you paranoid! I do not have another.
RING OF CELL
Message ... will be wrong.
No, Simon! Privacy! I do not do so with your ì ...
- Who is it? - Santilli, he bought the car new.
Ah!
- Do you want to leave? - No.
A pause for reflection.
(Monitor) "Hello." - Hello, Julia!
- "What did you do today?" - I studied. And you?
- I have thought. - Me too.
Want to make love?
- S ì, tell me where you are coming. - No! Online.
- "Online?" - "Have you ever done?"
No, but I do it gladly.
Take away one piece at a time.
Done! Now it's up to you.
- Brava! - Now take off your pants.
D ì.
Done, now it's up to you.
- Now I want to see you naked. - Nude?
- And then, too. - Sure.
Now close your eyes.
Julia, I like you!
"Done!"
- Massi, you've got small! - So take a shower in costume!
- What do the ì? - We are your orgy. - Your wet dream!
- Do you know them? - S ì. - It 'my cousin.
- It was a joke. - You are three bastards!
- It 'dinner ready ... - Dad!
Today it's hot.
When you're done ... maybe after you dress for mom.
Sorry.
(Luke) The joke was perfect, but I was glad.
It was shortly before the exams, but I had another problem.
- Luke! - Croissants with cream.
Thanks, but they are intolerant the yeast and milk.
Perfect!
Sorry if I came, I do not understand what happens.
I imagined or there was something between us?
Join.
- Did not I say something important. - Who is to Rimini?
- I have no other. - Then what?
I have not had the courage to tell you, but I'm leaving tomorrow.
- Go on vacation? - Naked in Paris.
- To live? - S ì, work in a water park.
Perhaps it will remain a year ... or a lifetime.
Far too Ph.D. in marine biology.
- There is no one waiting for you? - You are set! There are 1,500 km.
- Go to Paris, not on the moon! - I do not believe in relationships at a distance.
- Why? - I'd be wrong.
Before you write 10 posts a day, then less and less, find another ...
- It is not true. - I know you will cos ì.
- Did you know ... - Tomorrow I get on the train e. .. enough.
And enough?
- How can you be so ì? - For me it's hard, help me.
Flush
(In French) Hello.
- Good morning.
- Who is it? - Pierre.
Pierre?
- What role in this house? - It 'a friend of mine.
- Turn in your underwear? - Are you jealous? - No.
For I do not understand. You say you do not want ties and then find him in his underwear!
- What am I thinking? - Wondering if we fucked?
- Come on! - Ask me.
Have you fucked?
- Even if it were? - How?
Of course, good Riviera!
Congratulations! How stupid, I believed in the bullshit of a .500 km!
- Are you a boy. - Really?
- S ì. - Fuck you, Blue!
Do you like the croissants? Strangled!
With this ointment twice a day the rash will go away.
- To not take the sun. - Okay. Thank you, Doctor.
Goodbye.
- Professor! - Ms. Molinari! Aspects.
- She lost in the hospital? - No.
I just have to do a check. How are you? I know ...
- I told Luke? - S ì.
I'm fine, these things happen.
I admire a lot, is a strong woman. He has two balls!
It occurs to me every year.
- How? - Still in different places.
- What bad luck! - Since I was little.
- I have an itch ointment and with the passes. - A cream?
ì S, is the only cure for the rash.
- You have a rash? - S ì.
And 'later, I have to go or close the pharmacy. Goodbye.
Goodbye.
A rash!
Dr. Doom it is time to destroy!
The Thing is my favorite the Fantastic 4.
It 's sad, ugly, but also self-deprecating.
When it is: "Ah !"...
It 'got the Invisible Woman, is an emergency. Wait here.
- Love, what happened? - You are a shit!
- Plan, there are people! - What did your wife? - It 'devastated.
- Asshole! - I felt devastated.
Instead it was a rash, right?
That idiot of the physician has failed, was a rash, not a cancer.
I respect you have for me?
You suck!
You told her mom has cancer.
- How did you come to mind? - What ì!
Grandpa is right, you're a jerk.
- How did you get? - Your sister has told me.
She went out, I was entering.
- What do you want? - Sorry.
I thought it was a mistake. Let's get back together.
We go to Alice's party and pretend that nothing has happened.
- From. - Forget it.
I also thought, we 18 years, we have experience.
The pause for reflection is over.
Goodbye.
Rhythmic music
- Where is Mass? - He unplugged the phone, is offended.
- He's right. - Okay, Alice.
Attention, please! I am single!
Want to make love? Sorry, you're engaged.
- I have to throw up! - That sucks! Does not mix Chinotto and Sangria.
No kidding, take a ticket system! I am single!
- Stop it! - What are you, ugly red envious?
Your party sucks!
- I'm going away. - Richard.
Take it home, can not go alone on a moped.
Now?
Tonight I came on foot.
- Okay, wait. Santilli. - S ì?
- Lend me your car. - Look out, is new.
Hurry!
What a drag! Thank you, Alice!
- You raised. Come on. - Where?
- A sweep? - S ì, but before we go home.
Rhythmic music
Simona, we arrived.
Remember when you tried to kiss me Paris?
- Three years ago. - S ì.
- You idiot! - Come on! I know that you like.
- I can not do this to Massi. - How?
I wonder where that idiot!
- Get out, bitch! - Calm.
- That's my woman. - Calm, Massi.
- Get out! - You lay that pole.
I can become a Smart!
(Richard) Shit! - Get out!
- Calm. - You broke in two, you moron!
Piece of shit, with that bitch!
This is the best moment of the party.
- Collect the garbage? - No.
Stay alone with you.
What are you thinking?
Do you still think of her?
Luke, fuck!
- Luke, help me! - You were here?
I removed the glasses ... for privacy.
Richard took my car and did not return. How do I?
Santilli, but who cares?
And 'new, has only 12 km. I'm worried!
Shit!
You again! Another time!
No!
- Sorry ... - But what excuse!
112?
Where are you going? Stop!
(Mother of Luke) You must go! Can not stand you anymore!
- Get these fucking books! - Love ...
Sorry.
- All these Mickey Mouse! - Antonella!
- Love ... - And the guitar playing you do not know!
Gentlemen, go home.
Do not have a house?
These things are normal. Love, listens ...
- Stay calm ... - What are your balls?
Please ...
- In 50 years, the dinosaurs! - The dinosaurs did not.
Love the dinosaurs ...
You've read the story on the blog a friend of his son.
He also found the email with this girl.
When you throw the mail in the trash, you have to "chip away"!
There is the S of "crumbling" on the keyboard. Right?
D ì.
To betray you need to be professionals, not like this idiot.
- Right? - S ì!
- Let's stop this "reality". - Come on.
Pronounce vowels together? I'm not used to it, I'm sick!
- Go 'way! - You've vented, now that's enough.
- If you like, do I as a mediator. - No, it's all right.
- To me it seems the lady angry. - No!
NOISE OF BROKEN OBJECTS Pissed with a capital C!
Luke! It 'all right. I have to leave for work ...
.. And my mom prepares the suitcase.
(Antonella) Make good trip! - He has done.
RING OF CELL
Hello? What have they done?
Check.
- I kill you, let me signs! - Shut up or I finish beat you!
- Stop it! - It 'an emergency department. - Who cares!
- Make a fool of. - Fuck you!
What's the matter? Tonight you're just immature.
Write this on the blog as well, write it all now!
- You shut up, you're the worst! - I?
- I did not expect that joke. - It was just for laughs.
- For Simon has left me. - You wanted to fuck that.
- Apolloni Maximilian! - Present!
You're dead to me, you're a shit. Goodbye!
Perfect.
- How could you? - What do you want?
- Why have you tried and Simon? - Do you think that?
- You are wrong, is the wife of a friend. - I have not touched.
You always judge! I've grown tired face with this guy.
Go home Instead of breaking my balls.
- Do you understand? Go! - Okay. Fuck you!
NOT AUDIBLE DIALOGUE
- (Luke) So came my ì night before the exams. -
- There were no more my friends nor Blue. -
- We were down to two, me and bad luck.
(TV) "Attention, Schweinsteiger! Cannavaro! "
"He invites her up. Totti, before Ballack. This is Italy-Germany. "
When I was a boy, I went skiing at Abetone.
I called Brunello di Montalcino I looked drunk, I fell forever.
I threw on the black run, I came down and gave some beating!
The master said: "Bravo, Brunello! Mistakes we learn. "
- You will have learned many things. - Well ...
Mistakes we learn, but the consequences of the errors remain.
What do you mean?
In general, when a child has needs of the father and the father is not ...
.. That absence weighs heavily on him forever.
Still at large ...
.. What chance there that this hypothetical son ...
.. Forgive his father?
- None. - Yeah.
For want very well.
I do not believe in proverbs, mistakes do not learn a shit!
What?
Dad, I gotta go. Hello, I'm sorry.
(TV) "Pirlo ..."
"And then goal!"
"My God! Fabio Grosso! "
"Fabio Grosso!"
"13 and 30 of the second overtime!"
"Italia 1, Germany O!"
RING OF CELL
- I do not want to talk, you know? - Are you crazy? It's me.
- Dad, I'm sorry. I thought ... - How are you?
- A shit, is that clear? - Enough.
Do you go out? I only accept positive feedback.
D ì.
- Rude! - Excuse me.
Sorry.
- Blue ... - Luke, what are you doing here?
I'm an idiot.
Sorry, I was wrong. I did not understand anything.
I would like to tell you many things, I want you ...
I had prepared a beautiful speech and not remember shit.
Sudden.
You can do better.
One to zero! Do you want revenge?
Daddy, why did you bring me here?
The last time I had the equipment the teeth.
I wanted to tell you something.
Remember when you were little and I went to work ...
.. In America for a year? - S ì, but now that has to do?
- I have never gone to America. - How?
Your mother had discovered with the neighbor, a piece of ass!
And I had hunted. I was wrong.
But I loved your mother she understood and forgave me.
Dad, tell me what you want?
I want to tell you that it all wrong.
You're the only woman I love.
Now you can go alone.
Give me 20 euros for a taxi, you asshole.
- Thanks. - To make good.
I got these for you.
I leave them here. And if you need, you take them.
I'm not more flowers gifts Luke since he was born.
- When you've done liposuction ... - I do not want to talk to you.
Antonella, wait.
I'm an idiot, you do well cos ì to behave, but let me speak.
In this place 22 years ago we set ourselves the first kiss.
- Do you remember? - S ì.
Also here we wash the wheels going to the hospital.
They had broken the waters expect when Luke.
- I remember it. - Here, many things have happened.
We show these pins that we are ready to begin again.
- Come on, Antonella. - Paul.
You know why I fell in love with you?
Made me laugh, you had the enthusiasm of a child, you were like Peter Pan.
Peter Pan never grows old.
With that green costume, a certain age would be a bit 'ridiculous.
Goodnight, Paul.
Goodnight, Paul ...
(Speaker) "Express Train 4520 hours of 2:04 ... "
".. From Rome to Paris ..."
- Shit, we're in Milan! - S ì.
Are 2, at 8 I examination. Now I do?
- Meanwhile clothes. - Shit!
- As soon as I sent you a message. - Me too. Hello.
Luke, destroy them!
I adore you.
- At what time does the train to Rome? - Tomorrow morning.
- A taxi rank? - There is a strike.
Sorry!
Stop!
HORN
(With a Roman accent) Are you crazy? - And 'emergency.
- Today I have the maturity. - Who cares!
- Please! - Okay, go to school near here?
- In Rome. - How? No!
- Come on, you are also in Rome. - Why do you feel?
A little '.
Okay. Tell me, what team are you?
Of ...
Rome?
No, wrong answer.
We are sports Lazio with those in need.
- I'll take you only up to Arezzo. - Okay, thanks.
A Roma player had never been on my truck!
RING OF CELL
Hello?
Luke!
Where are you? Near Bologna?
I have to come get you?
Arezzo?
What time do you have to be in school? Okay, I come.
Wait for the ì.
- Where are you going? - To be a father.
Dad! And 'later.
Come on, we can do it. I apologized to my mother.
- Bravo, who said that? - Try again tonight ...
- I'm happy. Go! - I go ...
ITEM NO AUDIBLE
- Thanks. - Luke, you were doing in Milan?
I followed the woman of my life!
All his father!
Sorry!
I'm late.
Where were you?
I could not reach before.
Your mates have started the topic.
I know, but ... listen.
To follow someone important, I ended up in Milan.
- Sorry, there is a regulation. - I traveled all night.
- Do not cacciatemi for 15 minutes. - I can not.
- Please! - Luke, I can not.
Professor ...
Sometimes the lovers .. do stupid things.
I know.
- For us to be good, right? - S ì.
- Waiting for the president of the Committee.
All right.
- Here it is. - What is the problem?
- You again!
- Do you know?
- No, because Luca Molinari arrived can a late
- We Switch off an eye, sit him
- What does it say? - The law is clear.
- It 'late, no consideration.
- Please, only one quarter of an hour.
- It 'useless to insist.
- The only exception is for serious health reasons.
- But I will testify that it is in good shape and do the exam next year.
- Come on, Professor.
Still here? Should I call 112?
- Then neither do I do the exam.
- Do not talk nonsense.
Well ...
If they do not ... Good day.
- Now I lose my patience. Sit down, she and her partner.
- Do you want this? Well, everyone out!
- Next!
- What ì miss a year.
- Well!
- Congratulations to all! What's your name?
- Santilli. - Please, continue.
Santilli, too?
- So, what do we do? - So?
Tomorrow she will explain to the administrator because 95 students have skipped the exam.
We'll be all over the papers. Glad you!
NOT AUDIBLE DIALOGUE
He changed his mind, Luke makes the exam.
Come!
My examination began cos ì and is finished with a dismal 60.
But that summer a stranger I pulled up the morale.
His name is Fabio Grosso the evening of July 9 ...
.. He scored a goal history!
(Together) Goal!
(TV) "And 'over! The sky is blue above Berlin! "
"We are world champions!"